Man, the world is going crazy! Well, maybe just the pop princess and her dysfunctional family, tsk! The latest in the world of Britney Spears? She apparently got herself a paparazzo lover! WOWZA! The Blackout singer reportedly spent early Sunday morning in a Beverly Hills hotel room with a paparazzi photographer who regularly covers the troubled pop star. According to Splash News Online, Britney Spears and the photog (who works for the Finalpixx photo agency and whose name is Adnan) met last Saturday night after he handed the pop princess his business card at a gas station after he heard she “liked” him. Soon after getting his card, Britney Spears contacted him and, after meeting up, the pair was later spotted holding hands at a supermarket. Yikes! Fast love!

As for the rumored tryst, the pair was holed up the Britster’s room at the Peninsula Hotel until the wee hours of Sunday. Adnan departed the hotel at 6 a.m. while the troubled singer left at around 9 a.m. and returned to her nearby home off Mulholland Drive. When contacted by US, Adnan denied any romance, saying, “We are just friends. She was just a little upset, pretty much about everything.” Oh come on! Wanna bet there’ll be video of their tryst coming out by next year??

And it’s something she can relate to. According to reports, Britney Spears is in talks to star in a movie called “Memoirs of a Medicated Child”. The film is a true story based on Mark Black who was wrongfully dosed and then imprisoned. Britney Spears will star opposite Ross Tyler who plays the lead role. She will be the loyal girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient (Black/Tyler). Tommy Parker, the CEO of 2 Guys and a Dream Films confirmed the report, saying: “As far as Britney’s concerned, we’re talking.” According to an insider: “A letter of intent from Britney Spears was received very recently. Lindsay Lohan was originally offered the part because they thought she’d be a better actor, but they changed their mind and wanted Britney instead. I think it’s pretty unbelievable considering what the script is about - prescription drug use, ADHD meds, and all that - considering what Britney’s been through. Everyone’s very excited to have her join the cast.” One thing we can say: do good gurl! =)

Don’t fret, this time it’s not because of what the pop star did. It’s because Britney Spears suspects ex husband Kevin Federline of smoking pot and blowing it directly in her kids’ faces. Yikes! Poor Sean and Jayden! According to a friend of hers, “Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.” To confirm her suspicions Britney Spears asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken. They told her she should snip off a few strands of their hair right after they’ve returned from Kevin’s place and have them analyzed in a lab. Addiction expert Marty Brenner confirms “testing for secondhand marijuana use can be done using a lock of hair. The test must be done within a day or two after exposure. Secondhand smoke would definitely show up, and results usually come back in a couple of days.” Man, their custody battle gets more interesting each day! LOL!